This article reports on the ratings of the various Wetherspoons pubs across Essex on TripAdvisor. The Windmill in Stanstead Mountfitchet received an overall rating of 4 stars, with 242 five-star reviews and 47 one-star reviews. Reviews praised the pizzas and swift handling of any order issues, and the atmosphere was said to be loved by kids. Moon & Starfish in Clacton-on-Sea received an overall rating of 3.5 stars, with 254 five-star reviews and 97 one-star reviews. Reviewers described the bar staff as attentive and the food as tasty. The Blue Boar in Billericay received an overall rating of 3.5 stars, with 56 five-star reviews and 49 one-star reviews. Reviewers said it was their favourite Wetherspoons and complimented its service and polite staff. The Parsons Barn in Shoebury received an overall rating of 3.5 stars, with 93 five-star reviews and 33 one-star reviews. Reviewers called it the “best” Wetherspoons they had visited and said it was a lovely pub to relax and unwind in. Playhouse in Colchester received an overall rating of 3.5 stars, with 107 five-star reviews and 45 one-star reviews. One reviewer called it worth a visit and another said it had a great building with good drinks and food, served by friendly staff. The Last Post in Loughton received an overall rating of 3 stars, with 26 five-star reviews and 28 one-star reviews. One reviewer called it a nice midweek spot with a great ale selection and nice grub. The Dairyman in Brentwood received an overall rating of 3 stars, with 43 five-star reviews and 46 one-star reviews. One reviewer was positively surprised by the staff and atmosphere, and another praised the fast and friendly service and lovely food. The Ivory Peg in Chelmsford received an overall rating of 3 stars, with 85 five-star reviews and 87 one-star reviews. Reviews commented on the polite staff and cleanliness, with one calling it the best in Essex. The Picture Palace in Braintree received an overall rating of 3 stars, with 33 five-star reviews and 34 one-star reviews. One reviewer called it an amazing place to go and eat, with polite staff and clean toilets. Finally, Cabin Bar in Stansted Mountfitchet received an overall rating of 2 stars, with 47 five-star reviews and 177 one-star reviews. One reviewer called it nice and praised the staff, citing excellent service and tasty breakfast.