The author of this article sarcastically addresses Pakistan’s lack of economic progress and its reluctance to trade with India. The author notes that Pakistan is an agrarian country that is importing food because it does not have the money to pay exporting countries. The author also highlights that Pakistan has not attempted to trade with India because it lacks the money and products that India needs. The author notes that India is progressing economically due to its strategically located position and its willingness to trade with neighboring countries. Additionally, the author notes that Pakistan’s anti-India sentiment is not helping its economic progress. The article features sarcastic remarks that criticize the government and intellectuals of Pakistan for their anti-India stance, while suggesting investment in oil as a way forward for Pakistan.